Length:  one-act (15-20 minutes)

Characters:  Woman, Man, Bartender

Genre:  Comic/Surreal

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MAN and WOMAN rendezvous in the classic bar pickup scene.

 

Or is it?

 

Can these would be barfly lovers find transcendent grace under the tutelage of their 

benevolent libation-slinging guru?

 

They speed through their fledgling relationship- the lust phase, the sharing phase, the 

blaming phase, and finally the family phase--all before closing time.

 

And who the heck is on the rooftop with his reindeer?